Let's Get It Started... In Here?

In case you were wondering: How Do I Start Off The Biggest Sporting Event Of The Year? Well I have the answer for you.

This went up on the screen before the Superbowl started.



Nothing says let's have a gay and merry time like a detailed evactuation plan. I didn't catch what to do in my section, but I was sure glad I cared my TYCO Junior Batman Home Repel Kit.

At the end of the game it gave me a much slower decent then all the chuckleheads that tattooed 19-0 on their biceps.