Headlines Is Dumb

Usually when I come across a bad headline I let it go, because I've made my share of mistakes, but this one made me recoil in horror.

Flyers' Downie Gets Shot After Being Benched.

If that doesn't make you want to read more I don't know what will.

Maybe "Flyers' Downie Mauled By A Metaphorical Bear."

I'm guessing Jason Blake finally got his revenge.